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Have you ever wondered how our Caped Crusaders used the "facilities" during the course of a crime fighting day? And don't give me any of that "universal bat waste containment unit on his utility belt" crap either. These guys had to stop and use the John just like the rest of us regular guys; no "..strange visitor from another planet.." stuff here.....

What brought on my flight into the bizarre was the fact that like many of you I have the 60's TV shows on video tape. And I have watched the shows on occasion. Many occasions. You know, friends are over and they say" Hey, do you have any of the TV shows on tape? I haven't seen them since I was a kid.."

Argh!! Too many occasions if the truth be known. So now when I watch the shows (because I do like to watch) my mind tends to focus on things that I don't really think the creators had originally intended. Case in point; how DO those guys use the toilet???....

Now, from a males perspective, there would be nothing more distracting to me than a guy in leotards, mask and a cape standing next to me while I have my Johnson in my hand. Talk about performance anxiety. "Good day citizen" he says, because you know he's going to talk to you; such a friendly guy. Yeah yeah right Batman, just don't make eye contact...And you know you're going to try to sneak a peek...Nice "Batpole" Superhero..No wonder you wear a mask..

And say the Joker or some other villain decides to ambush him while he's "occupied"? Sure, Robin's out in the Batmobile circling the car around because there aren't any parking spaces, so he's useless. It's me and the Batman alone; mano a mano with the Clown Prince of Crime and his motley crew of thugs. With my luck, they throw a bomb in there or something, he (Batman) makes one of his patented escapes and I make the evening news with my pants around my ankles...Just the way I want to be remembered...Those fiendish fiends!!!! (fiendish fiends?)

Oh, but don't feel too safe if nothing happens...because theres always some collector papparazzi freak who'd climb all over you to get his hands on the Batman's "creations" as souvenirs. Prop it up on a shelf in a glass tube thats what they'd do.....Admit it, I know you degenerates are out there....

God forbid he has to do the dreaded "number 2". Imagine what joy that would bring.

Now the Batmobile is another story all together. No whipping it out the window here folks. I'm sure that little number has a nuclear powered potty that could serve most third world countries without blinking an eye. We're not talking no J.C. Whitney "porto-john" special either. This is state of the art technology.

But wait, I just had a thought...Batman's a smart guy. Maybe he wears some type of "Grampers" or something? They'd have to be extra absorbent of course. With a high thigh cut for easy maneuverability....

Yep, thats what I think about.......