TOP TEN BATMAN PET PEEVES

10. AFTER DRAMATIC ENTRANCE AT SCENE OF CRIME, HAVING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THATS HE'S NOT A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

9. WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF HIS UNDERWEAR THROUGH HIS BATSUIT.

8. PUNKS WHO GATHER AROUND AND SMART OFF WHILE HE'S GETTING GAS FOR THE BATMOBILE.

7. NUCLEAR POWER SOURCE FOR UTILITY BELT HAS RENDERED HIM STERILE.

6. WHEN REALLY STUPID PEOPLE SHOUT OUT "HEY, WHERE'S TONTO?"

5. WHEN THE CLEANERS ACCIDENTLY SWITCH HIS BATSUIT WITH THAT OF BARNEY'S.

4. WHEN AN EPISODE FOCUSES TOO MUCH ON JAKE (OOH, SORRY, THATS ONE OF THE PET PEEVES OF THE FATMAN.)

3. SEEING ALFRED THE BUTLER TALKING TO THOSE DAMN UNION REPS.

2. THE WAY ANY TWO BIT MORON WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND A PIECE OF CARDBOARD CAN SUMMON HIM.

1. SO MANY CARSHOWS, SO LITTLE TIME...