TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF THE GOTHAM CITY POLICE FORCE

10. POLICE BAND RADIO: TOO MUCH TALK, NOT ENOUGH ROCK.

9. SHOULDER HOLSTER ONLY HOLDS THREE DOUGHNUTS.

8. BATMOBILE ALWAYS TAKES UP TWO PARKING SPACES

7. OUT OF TOWNERS UNDER TIP.

6. AUNT HARRIET ALWAYS KICKS OUT WINDOW IN BACK OF CRUISER

5. UNDERCOVER SURVEILLANCE VIDEO MAKES THEM LOOK TOO FAT

4. NOT ALLOWED TO SELL AMWAY PRODUCTS WHILE ON THE BEAT

3. FORCED TO LOOK OTHER WAY WHEN CHIEF O'HARA GIVES ORAL REPRIMANDS TO NEWFEMALE RECRUITS.

2. ONLY NICE BABES THEY MEET ARE CRIMINALS.

1. COMMISIONER TOO QUICK TO CALL IN BATMAN.